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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 215

    MY FATHER IN LAW IS FULL OF IT

    My father in law is full of ****
    And I say that without hesitation
    He would disagree obviously
    As he would call it constipation

    I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

    I have come to the conclusion
    That atoms are conniving
    Deceitful and untrustworthy
    Because they make up everything

    IN HIS ADVENTURE’S

    In his adventure’s against
    Captain Hooks pirate band
    Peter Pan always flies
    Because he can Neverland

    I LOVE MY PETER PAN JOKE

    I love my Peter Pan joke
    It’s the funniest I’ve told
    And I tell it over and over
    And it never gets old

    I HAD TO BUY TROUSER SHORTS

    I had to buy trouser shorts
    Which were easy to find
    The ones with Velcro on
    The detectable leg kind
    Expensive though, so the term
    “Rip off” comes to mind

    THE PIE FACTORY EXPLODED

    The pie factory exploded
    And it was carnage inside
    There were also casualties
    As 3.14 people died

    THE KOALA WAS IN SOME DISTRESS

    The Koala was in some distress
    In fact he was in a proper mess
    As he was told he wasn’t a bear
    And he didn’t think it was fair
    As he was one of nature’s creations
    And he had all the koalafications

    I HAD TO HAVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION ONE DAY

    I had to have a blood transfusion one day
    And my notes said I was blood Type A
    But it was mistake which brought me low
    And it was all the result of a simple Typo

    I HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY

    I have an addictive personality
    I think I must have that gene
    I was even addicted to soap
    But thankfully I’m now clean

    IT'S NOT THAT I CAN’T JUGGLE

    It's not that I can’t juggle,
    That’s not the struggle
    It’s just that I have to admit
    I don’t have the balls for it

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    How can one pick a favorite from this set of gems?!
    You are indeed one witty person!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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