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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 213

    WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 7

    If you value your life avoid places
    That might make your nerves jangle
    A certain geographical location
    For example the Bermuda Triangle

    I USED TO BE INDECISIVE

    I used to be indecisive
    At least I thought so
    But I am now quite sure
    That I don’t actually know

    I MET MY PROSPECTIVE FATHER IN LAW AT THE WEEKEND

    I met my prospective father in law at the weekend
    And he seemed quite normal when I saw him
    So I was quite pleased until my girlfriend said
    “Everyone seems normal until you get to know them”

    I NEED YOU TO DELETE ME FROM YOUR ADDRESS BOOK

    “I need you to delete me from your address book”
    My ex-girlfriend emailed me to express
    I pondered for some time before I replied
    “Who is this? And how did you get this address?”

    MY SISTER IS A SOPHISTICATE

    My sister is a sophisticate
    And has travelled far away
    She’s been to a Taj Mahal
    That isn’t an Indian takeaway

    I LOVE FRIDAY, IT’S A SPECIAL DAY

    I love Friday, it’s a special day
    But nothing ruins that Friday feeling
    Quite as much as the realisation
    That it’s still actually Thursday

    MONEY TALKS IS THE SAYING

    “Money talks” is the saying
    I’m not quite sure why
    If my money could talk
    It would only ever say good-bye

    THE OLD SAYING GOES

    The old saying goes
    “If you can't beat them, join them”
    But a rethink is called for,
    “If you can't beat them”,
    Rather than joining them
    You should “beat them”,
    Because they will be expecting
    You to “join them”,
    As a result you will take them
    Completely by surprise

    WOMEN MIGHT BE ABLE TO FAKE ORGASMS

    Women might be able to fake orgasms
    It’s due to how Mother Nature equip
    Although men aren’t born with that ability
    But they can fake a whole relationship

    MY SISTER SAYS THEY ARE BOTHERED BY A RACCOON

    My sister says they are bothered by a Raccoon
    Who boldly take things off their veranda
    It’s very brazen, and is one of nature’s scroungers
    Although she calls it their garbage Panda

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    I like the one about "I used to be indecisive".

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    The Address Book one was priceless!

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