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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 212

    WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 6

    If you value your life avoid places
    Famous for a murderous creature
    Like a certain geographical location
    Yes I’m talking about Transylvania

    IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS

    If you are a lover of puns
    Then on shrove Tuesday
    There is only one conclusion
    And that that its pun-cake day

    THE PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT

    On Father's Day, I want to give my Dad
    The very best present that I can get
    One that he wants more than anything
    But I can't afford to move out yet

    I TOOK MY DOG TO A BONFIRE PARTY

    I took my dog to a bonfire party
    And he stared at the fire blankly
    I twigged as I watched the fiery licks
    It was because he loved sticks
    In fact sticks were one of his joys
    So the fire was like a pile of his toys

    ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION

    Although it has become a family tradition
    Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving
    And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys
    Because they were stuffed in the beginning

    HOOCHIE COOCHIE

    I really like to smooch
    With my hoochie cooch
    And the times I am in bliss
    Is when we hug and kiss
    Because I’m just a sucker
    For my honey’s pucker

    WHAT THE PAPERS SAY

    They were reviewing the papers
    On TV this morning
    And A4 is still the most popular
    So that’s quite boring

    CHEESE DO

    I went to a cheese function
    For cheese from Brie to Blue
    When the hot cheese appeared
    It all became a really fun do

    DAWN ROSE ON THE DESERT

    Dawn rose on the desert
    In the crisp morning air
    But she didn’t have a clue
    How she actually got there

    RISKY BEHAVIOURS

    She woke up on Sunday morning
    And regretted her risky behaviours
    Muttering as she looked at her partner
    “I should have gone to Specsavers”

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    Nice one about Dawn forgetting she got there. Thankfully, I don't have a clue where Transylvania is. Poor dog at the bonfire. If one stuffed all the turkeys at the Thanksgiving dinner, no one would be hungry.

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    Enjoyed reading your poems, laffing about the Father's Day one, tee hee!
    I like your insights and your ability to create such whimsy.

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