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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 206

    THE WOODPECKER LOST HIS BEAK

    The Woodpecker lost his beak
    As a result he was full of anger
    He had lost his reason for being
    And turned into a head banger

    DRIED FRUIT TRADE

    A customer said ďI want to swap a bag
    Of sultanas for two bags of raisins mateĒ
    ďI can only give you one bagĒ he was told
    ďBecause thatís the currant exchange rateĒ

    RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLES

    I wanted to buy some right angled triangles
    And I wanted to do it without any fuss
    So I asked around and took expert advice
    And I was told to go to Pythag-R-Us

    EXPERIENCED IN THE BEDROOM DEPARTMENT

    I only dated my wife
    Because I was told she was
    ďExperienced in the bedroom departmentĒ
    Sadly it was gained
    At Ikea over twenty years
    Of course it was too late by then to lament

    MY LUGGAGE GOT TRASHED AT THE AIRPORT

    My luggage got trashed at the airport
    So I made a claim at the appropriate place
    But after filling out all the relevant forms
    I was told I didnít have much of a case

    MY WIFE SENT ME TO BUY OXO CUBES

    My wife sent me to buy Oxo cubes
    Down at the local corner shop
    But I returned home empty handed
    Because they were out of stock

    WE NEEDED A FAMILY HOLIDAY

    We needed a family holiday
    But lack of finances can restrict
    So I had to take them all
    Up to the Off Peak District

    IíVE STARTED PLANNING MY HOLIDAY

    Iíve started planning my holiday
    Last year I went to the Canary Islands
    And didnít see a single canary
    So this year Iím going to the Virgin Islands

    JEAN PIERRE AND HIS LETTERS

    Jean Pierre coated his French Letters
    In the famous orange liqueur digestive
    His girlfriend liked flavoured condoms
    He called them his Cointreau-ceptives

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    Hope you have better luck in the Virgin Islands than the Canary Islands.

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