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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 205

    THE DESIGNED INSTITUTION

    The institution of marriage was designed,
    It has very often been said
    In order to keep a girl out of mischief
    And get her into trouble instead

    I ONCE MADE A SEX TAPE

    I once made a sex tape
    With an old girlfriend of mine
    Although the first I knew
    Was when I saw it on line

    THE ONLY BUSINESS MODEL

    The only business model
    Whose proprietor prefers
    Customers with no redeeming
    Qualities, are Pawnbrokers

    I UPSET MY ENGLISH TEACHER

    I upset my English teacher
    So I tried to comfort her
    And said There, Their, They’re

    THE HEAD CHEF

    The head chef
    At my favourite restaurant
    Died only the other day
    And the devastating news
    Came out of the blue
    He just Pasta way

    I WENT TO THE RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT

    I went to the restaurant last night
    The Maître d’ said there was a delay
    And did I mind waiting, I said no
    So he handed me a drinks tray

    THE FRUIT AND VEG WHOLESALERS IN TOWN

    The fruit and veg wholesalers in town
    Has been liquidated and closed down
    They looked for backers but got no takers
    So now they’re owned by smoothie makers

    MACARONI MOTORS

    I told my wife
    That I made a car
    Out of Macaroni
    It wasn’t until
    I drove pasta
    That she believed me

    GRANDAD BEAT HIS WIFE TO DEATH

    Grandad beat his wife to death
    But it’s not so bad I should say
    As it just means that he died
    Before Grandma passed away

    WHY ARE BABY FLAMINGO’S

    Why are baby Flamingo’s
    Always allowed to mess around?
    It’s simply because the parents
    Won’t put their foot down

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    Nice ones about how the chef pasta away and discovering that one made a sex tape without knowing it. It's amazing what one can do with pasta.

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