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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 204

    HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT A HIJACKED SHIP

    I heard on the news that a hijacked ship
    Had been taken by smiley pirates
    I thought that sounded quite nice but
    It turned out they were Somali pirates

    THE RSPCA WERE CALLED

    The RSPCA were called to an emergency
    But unfortunately they didnít arrive in time
    The animal was dead in the Xerox machine
    It was reported to police as a copycat crime

    THE USE OF DRUGS IS RIFE IN SPORT

    The use of drugs is rife in sport
    And itís a worldwide thing
    But people think itís just China
    And that because of Do Ping

    WHEN GINGERBREAD MEN SLEEP

    When a gingerbread man lays
    On his bed Perchance to sleep
    He does so every single night
    Laying down on a cookie sheet

    I SEE DECEIT IN YOUR FACE

    ďI see deceit in your faceĒ said a wife
    Following her husbandís deception
    He didnít help his case when he inferred
    It was ďa personal reflectionĒ

    THE STRUCTURE THAT TOPS THE LIST

    The structure that tops the list,
    By a distance or a smidge
    For creating the most tension
    Is clearly a suspension bridge

    FROM WHAT CAN YOU TAKE AWAY

    From what can you take away
    The whole and still have some?
    Is an interesting riddle isnít it
    And the answer is wholesome

    A FLIRT DRESSES TO KILL

    A flirt dresses to kill
    In her desire to impress
    A butcher on the other hand
    Kills to dress

    MY UNCLE IS A JOVIAL MAN

    My uncle is a jovial man and at home
    He is always full of good cheer
    But at work he always looks forbidding
    But then he is an auctioneer

    LIKENED TO A TREE

    A dog can be likened to a tree,
    I once heard it said
    Because they both lose their bark
    Once they are dead

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    I especially liked the ones about wholesome and the comparison between a tree and a dog. Of course, there is also that copycat on--and all the others.
    Le cúur a ses raisons, que la raison ne connaÓt point. --Pascal

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