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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 202

    I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 17

    I went into hospital for minor surgery
    And all the staff did was make me worse
    As I was going under I heard the surgeon say
    “No I said remove his spectacles nurse”

    HOW WAS THE OP DOCTOR?

    He woke up and said
    “How was the op Doctor?”
    “I’m not your Doctor,
    I’m afraid, I’m St Peter”

    WHEN TWO APPLE DEVICES

    When two Apple devices
    Interface when meeting
    They don’t do a handshake
    But do an iFive in greeting

    FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

    Failure is not an option
    The salesman told me
    But he didn’t say it came
    As standard did he

    MY GRANDDADS NOT VERY TECH SAVVY

    My granddads not very tech savvy
    So when he got a laptop I was amazed
    But when I asked what windows version
    He had, he replied “double glazed”

    NONRELIGIOUS KIDS ARE ILL-INFORMED

    Nonreligious kids are ill-informed
    When asked the difference between
    The New and Old Testament
    Only one child bothered to speak up
    And he thought the Kindle version
    Must be the New Testament

    I TOOK THE GRANDCHILDREN TO THE THEATRE

    I took the grandchildren to the theatre
    To watch the new pantomime Aladdin
    I knew it wasn’t going to be very good
    As they refunded my money on the way in

    MY FATHER IN LAW FLATLY REFUSED

    My father in law flatly refused to
    Watch Henry the IV part two
    He said “I’m not like other people
    I can’t watch another sequel”

    A MAN APPEARING AS HAMLET

    A man appearing as Hamlet
    Was booed while performing it
    “Don’t blame me” he snapped
    “I didn’t write this bloody ****”

    THE YOUNG PERFORMER WAS EGGED ON

    The young performer was egged on
    To the stage by his pushy parents
    But he was soon egged off it again
    By an unappreciative audience

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    Nothing like waking up from an operation and seeing St Peter. It's nice to get one's money refunded on the way in. I liked the iFive and also don't want to see a sequel of Henry the IV either.

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