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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 201

    I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 16

    I went into hospital for minor surgery
    The staff did not fill me with a sense of security
    As I was going under I heard the surgeon say
    “Hand me that...uh...that uh... doohicky”

    AUSTRALIAN CULTURE

    Being English we like to think that
    Australians have no refinement at all
    But today they are not without culture
    They have Greek yogurt now after all

    SOPHISTICATED NORTH AMERICANS

    I had heard that there was such a thing
    As sophisticated North Americans
    And I have to admit when I heard that
    I assumed they were talking about Canadians

    WAS THE FIRST MAN ADAM, AN ENGLISHMAN?

    Was the first man Adam, an Englishman?
    There’s a question with which to grapple
    As he was stood next to a naked woman
    And he had thoughts only about the apple

    THERE WAS ONCE A DUTCHMAN

    There was once a Dutchman
    Who made inflatable togs
    It was a only a short career
    But he popped his clogs

    MY COMPUTER IS LIKE

    My computer is like
    Air conditioning as it goes
    It works perfectly well
    Until I start opening windows

    MR OHM WANTED TO MEET SOMEONE

    Mr Ohm wanted to meet someone
    And start a marital home
    And he just couldn’t resistor
    That’s why she’s now Mrs Ohm

    MY SON HAS AN IPOD

    My son has an iPod
    His sister has an iPad
    My wife has an iPhone
    And its iPay for Dad

    NOW I KNOW I’VE REACH ROCK BOTTOM

    Now I know I’ve reach rock bottom
    It must be due to my personality
    I just got in my car and I discovered
    And even the Satnav’s not talking to me

    AN INSECT PACKER

    He was interviewed for the job
    Of an insect packer of bugs and thrips
    He answered all the questions
    And in the end boxed all the ticks

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    I liked the ones about all the iStuff and reaching rock bottom best. Of course there is also the question about whether Adam was an Englishman or not.

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