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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 199

    FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 15

    The true nature of fairy tales
    Are for the devotee, a heartbreaker
    Because the tales were sanitized
    Such as the Elves and the Hoe maker

    I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 14

    I went into hospital for minor surgery
    The staff did not fill me with a sense of security
    As I was going under I heard the surgeon say
    “I think this blade is sharp enough, don't worry. “

    WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE SEX

    I asked “When did you last have sex?”
    My uncle replied “1956”
    “That long ago” I exclaimed “Wow”
    And he said “it’s only 20.35 now

    LAST YEAR I WENT ON HOLIDAY TO AUSTRALIA

    Last year I went on holiday to Australia
    And was asked by an immigration bore
    “Do you have any criminal convictions?”
    I said “I didn’t think I needed one anymore”

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP TIED UP

    What do you call a sheep tied up
    To a lamppost with a piece of string
    Well it depends where you are
    But some would see it as a sure thing

    THE ITALIAN CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD

    The Italian chicken crossed the road
    Because he wouldn’t fight side by side
    So that was the reason he crossed the road
    In order to surrender to the other side

    IS THERE ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?

    Is there anything worn under the kilt?
    An old lady asked Mr Lauder?
    “No Madam there is not” he replied
    “Everything is in perfect working order”

    WHAT COULD THE POSSIBLE REASON BE

    If a Britain was in the World Cup Final
    What could the possible reason be
    There is only one probable explanation
    He would have to be the Referee

    THE PRUSSIAN ARISTOCRACY

    How do you think they got rid,
    In days bygone,
    Of the Prussian Aristocracy,
    It was Von by Von

    WHY DO THE FRENCH EAT SNAILS?

    Why do the French eat snails?
    It’s an odd habit, without being rude
    The only explanation I can find
    Is that the French don’t like fast food

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    I like the last one best, and the one on Australia...

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    Good one about the French not liking fast food. I also like the one about the sheep tied up being a sure thing, and the Italian chicken, and the kilt, and the rest of them.

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