FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 13
It wasn’t a pea in her bed that kept her awake
It was something of a very different genus
The reason for her exhaustion each morning
Was as a result of the Princess and a penis
HIGHER EDUCATION IS A WONDERFUL THING
Higher education is a wonderful thing
But achieving it is not without expense
And the downside to higher education
Has been the demise of common sense
But high IQ’s and University degrees
Don’t stop them doing something stupid
Or being repeat offenders at stupidity
Whereas common sense always did
A MAN WANTED TO GO SWIMMING
A man wanted to go swimming
With sharks when the flags flew red
Of course you can do it at a price
But it could cost an arm and a leg
WE WENT TO THE SEASIDE
We went to the seaside
And it was so grim
Even the tide was reluctant
To come back in
I WON AN ALL-EXPENSES PAID
I won a round the world trip,
All-expenses paid
But my wife wanted to go
Elsewhere I’m afraid
SEND ONE BAG TO TOKYO
A passenger said “Send one bag to Tokyo
And the other to Paris, is that clear?”
They said at the check in desk “you’re going
To Athens so we can’t do that I fear”
“Why ever not” the man said in reply
“That’s exactly what you did last year”
BIMBETTE PACKED ALL HER GLOVES
Bimbette packed all her gloves
Into one suit case for Santorini
When I asked her why she replied
“Because its hand luggage only”
MY WIFE TOLD THE ITALIAN WAITER BLUNTLY
My wife told the Italian waiter bluntly
Without ambiguity what she meant
That his pepper grinder was like a penis
So he thanked her for the condiment
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING TIGHTS?
“How long have you been wearing tights?”
I asked him as we got changed for cricket
He smiled at me ruefully and then replied
“Since my wife found them in my pocket”
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 12
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And was fearful the procedure would be a botch
And as I was coming around I heard someone say
“Did anyone see what I did with my watch?”
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