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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 195

    FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 11

    Hansel and Gretel’s little trips
    Were always exceedingly fruitful
    Because once deep in the woods
    They became Handsy and Grateful

    AU PAIR

    The meaning of the term
    Au pair, is a “Social equal”
    So you will find your husband
    Ran off with the social equal

    ARE YOU WEARING BLOODY CLOTHES?

    Are you wearing bloody clothes?
    I don’t mind admitting that you look scary
    I hope it’s a Halloween costume and you
    Haven’t escaped from the penitentiary

    I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 10

    I went into hospital for minor surgery
    The whole surgical team acted like comedians
    As I was going under I heard the surgeon say
    “Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!”

    WHAT’S A BIDET?

    While looking at a hotel website
    His granddaughter asked “What’s a Bidet?”
    The old soldier smiled wryly and retorted
    “It’s a couple of days before D-Day”

    WHEN THE ALLSPICE SINGERS

    When the allspice singers
    Really went off the rails
    Coryanda and star Anise
    Had the Pepperatzi on their tails

    BOOTS THE CHEMIST SUNDAY OPENING

    11am to 9pm the sign read
    But the opening time was well past
    And we were left out in the cold
    And their apathy left me aghast
    The signage needs to be amended
    And a new sign should be tasked
    Open “When we can be bothered”
    Until “We can no longer be asked”

    PEPERAMI IS A BIT OF AN ANIMAL

    Peperami is a bit of an animal
    Is the pitch the adverts hit
    But its animal origins aside
    I would like to know “what bit”

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    Good point about being a "bit" of something. You have also added to my collection of reasons not to have surgery. I also liked the one where the Pepperatzi were chasing the Allspice Singers.

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