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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 194

    THE HAGGIS

    Haggis is made from sheep's offal
    Oatmeal, suet, seasoning and onions
    Stuffed inside of a sheep stomach
    Which has to be one of Heston’s creations

    FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 10

    Tinderfella went to the dance
    Looking for a little romance
    But in the end he didnt find her
    Because they were all on grindr

    ARE YOU WEARING CHIFFON?

    Are you wearing chiffon?
    So you’ve chosen style over substance
    But you won’t hear me complain
    As transparency tends to enhance

    FAT TUESDAY

    Pancake Day is known as Fat Tuesday
    And is the last day before the Lenten season
    It was a feast day and it was the practise of
    Them stuffing their faces that is the reason

    DESICCATED SNACK POT

    A new desiccated snack pot
    Of dried dog and noodles
    Are on sale in North Korea
    They’re called Not Poodles

    NEW BOND VILLAIN

    There is a new Bond villain
    Although the story is old
    His name is Gold sphincter
    And he has piles of gold

    PAVLOV’S DOG AND SCHRODINGER’S CAT

    I wanted a book about Pavlov’s Dog
    And Schrodinger’s Cat
    And I wanted it quite a lot
    So I asked a librarian
    And she said it rang a bell,
    But she wasn’t sure if it was there or not

    A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 1

    I pretend to be someone I’m not
    Just to receive something sweet
    Which could be for Halloween
    Or for a Valentine’s Day treat

    ARE YOU WEARING A BLACK BODY STOCKING?

    Are you wearing a black body stocking?
    No I can assure you my tone is not mocking
    And though the view may be thought shocking
    It will certainly bring admirers flocking

    I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 9

    I went into hospital for minor surgery
    Afterwards in recovery I heard “oh **** it!,
    “Someone call the janitorial services
    We're going to need a mop and bucket!”

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    I like the one about Schrödinger's cat!

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    I liked that dog and cat one as well. I'm also glad they're not eating poodles. It's true that transparency enhances more than substance at least when it comes to chiffon clothing.

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