ARE YOU WEARING A BOILER SUIT?
Are you wearing a boiler suit?
Well it’s not the most flattering wear
But it does have a certain fascination as
I’m fascinated to know what’s under there
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 8
Fumble Lina, Fumble Lina sexy little thing
Fumble Lina prance, Fumble Lina swing
Fumble Lina all I do is give a whistle or give a call
And because you’re so full of lust you let me have it all
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 7
I went into hospital for minor surgery
Afterwards in recovery I heard an exchange
Of converse between the attending clinicians
“What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?”
APPARENTLY ONE IN THREE KIDS # 2
Apparently one in three kids
Are conceived in an IKEA bed
But thankfully two out of three
Wait until they get home instead
TEENAGERS ARE LIKE CAVEMEN
Teenagers are like Cavemen
With their inappropriate rubbing
Personal hygiene, table manners
And their penchant for clubbing
WE COULD SEE A GROUP OF HIPPIES
We could see a group of hippies drowning
I said “we should try to save them if we can”
My wife was thoughtful for a moment before
She replied “No I think they’re too far out man”
AN ELDERLY FEMALE DRIVER WAS SEEN BY POLICE
An elderly female driver was seen by police
Driving on the motorway very dangerously
She was knitting a jumper while at the wheel
The police told her to Pullover immediately
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WASN’T ALLOWED
William Shakespeare wasn’t allowed
To drink in his local hostelry
And the reason for that was because
He had been Bard obviously
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE # 2
The secret to a happy married life
Is that good things needn’t be hurried
So be engaged for at least six months
Before the two of you get married
ARE YOU WEARING A BRANDY KEG?
Are you wearing a brandy keg?
Is obviously the question that I beg?
I obviously hope the answer is yes
If it’s no, I’m hallucinating I guess
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