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    Christmas Stocking Fillers # 9

    AS KIDS EVERY CHRISTMAS TIME

    As kids every Christmas time
    We would really go berserk
    But now I’m grown up I think
    It’s just a lot of extra work

    AT CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD

    At Christmas when I was a child
    I always used to resent
    Getting items of clothing
    As they weren’t a proper present

    But that all changed later
    And I would always make a fuss
    When I was in my teens
    If I didn’t get clothes for Christmas

    SHINY RED BAUBLES

    Shiny red baubles
    Can be a sign of the Season
    But for my brother
    An STD was the reason

    WE HAD TO CUT THE LEGS OFF

    We had to cut the legs off
    The turkey to get it in the oven
    But I think we should have
    Killed it first on reflection

    INSTEAD OF THE TRADITIONAL TURKEY

    Instead of the traditional Turkey
    We had Venison this year
    While up at the North Pole
    Santa was missing a Reindeer

    FOR OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER

    For our Christmas dinner
    We had German sprouts
    And they in no way allayed
    Any low emission doubts

    I DECIDED TO SPICE UP CHRISTMAS

    I decided to spice up Christmas
    And along with some scanties
    I bought her some special toys
    That cost me a fortune in batteries

    WHICH CAROLS DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    “Which carols do you want to do?”
    The music teacher asked me
    I misunderstood the question and replied
    “Needham, Crow and Vitale”

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    Nice one about how difficult it is to get a turkey to stay in the oven. I always wondered why they call Christmas songs "carols".

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