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    Christmas Stocking Fillers # 8

    WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?

    Where is your Christmas Spirit?
    Tell me are you feeling it yet?
    Why are you looking over there?
    It’s not in your liquor cabinet

    I REMEMBER THE TIME

    I remember the time
    I stopped believing in Santa Claus
    And getting pants and socks
    In my stocking was the cause

    FAMILIES ARE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE

    Families are an absolute nightmare
    I wouldn’t visit mine on a dare
    Santa Claus has the right idea
    Visiting people only once a year

    I ALWAYS ENJOY THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES

    I always enjoy the office Christmas parties
    It’s my favourite part of the holiday
    What I don’t like about the Christmas parties
    Is looking for a new job the next day

    CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!

    Christmas has been cancelled!
    Let me make it perfectly clear
    Santa died laughing when I told him
    I’d been a good boy this year!

    REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT

    Remember, Christmas isn't about
    How big the tree is, or what's under it
    Or the Christmas lights and decorations
    It's about the people who are around it

    IN THE RUN UP TO CHRISTMAS BE ESPECIALLY

    In the run up to Christmas be especially
    Kind and caring to those around you
    Because in the office Secret Santa
    You don’t know who will be buying for you

    CHRISTMAS PARADOX

    One of the paradoxes of family life
    Is that kids will never admit to parents
    That they don’t believe in Santa Claus
    While every Christmas they get presents

    DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

    “Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas
    This year is a brother”
    Santa replied and said “ok, can do, just
    Send me your mother”

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    No wonder Santa comes only once a year. Nice ones about how Santa died laughing and how the people around the tree are the best ornaments.

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