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    Christmas Stocking Fillers # 7

    A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA CLAUSE

    A little boy wrote to Santa Clause
    “Please send me a brother”
    Santa Clause wrote him back,
    “Ok, send me your mother”

    FOR WOMEN THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON

    For women the holiday shopping season
    Starts on all hallows Eve
    For men the holiday shopping season
    Starts on Christmas Eve

    THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 1

    That's political correctness that is
    In one of its insidious ways
    That’s stops us saying merry Christmas
    And makes us say happy holidays

    WHEN YOU OPEN THE WINDOWS

    When you open the windows
    Throughout the festive season
    On Microsoft’s advent calendar
    They suddenly close for no reason

    I GOT AN INAPPROPRIATE PRESENT

    I got an inappropriate present
    From my grandparents you know
    Ordinarily a Slinky is a great gift
    But not if you live in a bungalow

    WITH TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS

    With two days till Christmas
    Sales will definitely pick up a bit
    As men start Christmas shopping
    And start to buy ‘any old ****’

    JESUS WAS EXACTLY 7LB WHEN HE WAS BORN

    Jesus was exactly 7lb when he was born
    And they told every visiting stranger
    And Mary and Joseph knew it was true
    Because They had a weigh in the manger.

    SNOWMEN ARE RUBBISH AT CRICKET

    Snowmen are rubbish at cricket
    They only play when the snow falls
    Even then they can’t hit the wicket
    And they keep bowling snow-balls

    THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF NATIVITY

    The Great British Bake-Off nativity
    Is to be a real festive feast
    And baker Paul Hollywood says its
    Because the Star is in the Yeast

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    Nice one explaining how Santa can help a little boy get a brother. They still make Slinkys? Also good observations about how men do their Christmas shopping.

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