Ten Books That Make You Look More Intelligent Than You Really Are or Meals You Make When There's No One Else Around
1. A Remembrance of Things Past (In Search of Lost Time) by Marcel Proust
2. Baked Beans over Spaghetti
3. To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
4. Boiled Water with Soy Sauce
5. Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
6. Life Cereal Straight From the Box
7. Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
8. Fried Egg Sandwich With Ketchup
9. 2666 by Roberto Bolaño
10. Toaster Oven Tuna Melt