Poor little plastic celebrity,
Little action figure, little Hollywood doll,
Told by his agent to run down to Rio,
To make a splash on the morning news.
Photo ops abound!
Pretend you're having a wonderful time:
Feign astonishment watching the Yoo-Ess team;
Wave and salute and salute and wave;
Hug Simone again! (She's the reason you're here!)
Then hop on a plane and jet back to El Lay.