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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!":khng::khng::khng:
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    Welcome to the site, Lan Trang. Your story is funny and there is some wisdom in it.

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    It's funny, yes, and has some wisdom, too, but I like my version better in which, when the barber asks the boy the question, the boy pulls out two 9" knitting needles and plunges them straight through the barber's eyes into his brain.
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    The monkey welcomes you to the site, too.

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