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    What goes in your bunker? Post a pic...

    This is a new game in which you post a picture of something you would put in your bunker. A description of said thing and your reason for wanting it in your bunker should accompany it. I'll start. A compact but modern kitchen area seems sensible, complete with oven and stove top. I'm going to be down there a while, cooking healthy food is a must:

    Barbie oven by Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face, on Flickr
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    For bunkers with a small kitchen corner:
    https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beac...8251208&sr=1-5
    So one can survive on sandwiches and stored chocolate:
    https://www.google.com.br/search?q=s...l6XnMHZP6cM%3A
    For peacfull, sunny hours in front of the bunker I store:
    http://www.thefashionspot.com/beauty...now-about-spf/
    and for defense that cute lantern which imitates the noise of a police-car siren. It will keep raiders away (at least the police fearing ones)
    And of course the bunker has to have wi-fi for my PC and a stack of favorite books.
    https://www.google.com.br/search?q=f...FdHV8wfq_J_QAQ

    Donīt know how to upload images directly. TC, I think your niece will enjoy her present!
    Last edited by Danik 2016; 07-11-2016 at 02:42 PM.
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    Thank you, Danik, that was the kind of suggestion I was hoping for. Your suggestions are on the one hand practical, without neglecting leisure and pleasure--something most people probably would fail to consider. Sitting pleasantly outside, sunscreen on, enjoying a book is something one would want to do when one was left with nothing but free time. The stimulation of the mind is something I've thought of in this context, storing books and so forth.

    Now, while sitting outside placidly, one must also be vigilant. Vigilant, but stylish--there's no need to lower standards just because civilization has met with its demise. To this end, I recommend, for the neophyte survivalist, this excellent starter weapon.:
    Hello Kitty AK by Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face, on Flickr
    The extended mag complements the padded butt bearing our beloved signature logo. Go into the apocalypse armed for fashion as well as marauders!
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    Thanks for your suggestion, T. C., but I wonder if my lantern isnīt more effective!
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    I should also mention that the AK-47 above is part of a collection, one which, as you'll see, is both practical and attractive. Consider the advantages. First, you have to get to and from your bunker safely, and may have to go on foraging runs or chase away marauders. Second, simply parking your APC near your bunker with a guard in it at all times will enhance your underground safety. Third, talk about a chick magnet.

    Hello Kitty APC by Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face, on Flickr
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    I'm really thankfull for your concerns with the safety of my bunker! But the car is a wee bit too conspicuous for war times!

    I prefer this one:
    https://www.google.com.br/imgres?img...act=mrc&uact=8
    Last edited by Danik 2016; 07-13-2016 at 10:24 AM.
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    Sweet jeep, Danik, though I'd put roll bars on it and a rear mounted .50 cal. Now, let's consider another aspect of bunker life during an apocalypse, which is entertainment. You touched on it a little, Danik, with your mention of books, but I'm talking about things you put in your bunker, such as games, playing cards, dice, video games and gaming consoles, if you will have electricity, sports equipment--anything, really. However you like to pass the time now, provide for that in your bunker, because you'll have much more free time to kill.

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    Now, for the serious survivalist, no bunker can have too many of these. Note: They come in different shapes and colors, one is encouraged to collect a variety--you could be down there a long time.

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    Don't forget jellybeans:

    jellybeans by Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face, on Flickr
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    If life is no longer worth living, why build a bunker to perpetuate it? I would see your point if I were younger. I used to think about such things, now I no longer care. I might want to inflict some hurt on any who hurt my people, if I survived, that would be the only reason for going on. I like the artifacts of civilization, I am used to having them. I don't want to wipe my as* with leaves or spend all day looking for water. That is no life. You apparently imagine yourself with plenty of reasons to live. I imagine myself with plenty of reasons not to live in a world that needs a bunker.

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    A fly swatter. Would be a pity to be chillin' in your beautifully appointed bunker, sipping a mojito on the couch, a babe under each arm, in front of your 72" Ultra HD display with surround sound system, only to have a fly buzzing around driving you insane.

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    If it comes to using the fly swatter (thank you just learned a new word) with a drink in the other hand and the Leones looking as sunny as possible under trying circunstances, this scene would merit a picture.
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    The Leones. You learn fast, Danik, I like that. You're right, though, about the scene being pic worthy, and also you made me realize I should really make one of the Leones run around with the fly swatter, while I leer at her body parts bouncing about. Simultaneously, I could have the other Leone squat on all fours so I can rest my drink on her back. This is a very progressive bunker, you see. Equal rights for all.
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    Just remember: if the Leones rebell, you are minority!
    Last edited by Danik 2016; 08-06-2016 at 03:06 PM.
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