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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 168

    FRIENDíS FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 1

    Friendís first, then soul mates
    Then we spoke of wedlock
    Now are souls are intertwined
    Since we joined in holy padlock

    WHY DID THE BACHELOR CROSS THE ROAD?

    Why did the bachelor cross the road?
    Well not just to get to the other side
    The reason he wanted to cross over
    Was so he could avoid finding a bride

    MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 1

    My son jokes about my age
    His humour is very droll
    He says that my first passport
    Was written on a scroll

    GARDENING RULE

    If you canít tell the difference
    Between a plant and weed
    Then learn by pulling one up
    Thatís the best way to proceed
    And if it comes out quite easily
    Then the other one is the weed

    IF A PAIR IS A TWOSOME # 1

    If a pair is a twosome
    And a trio is a threesome
    A quartet, a foursome
    Then solo is a handsome

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 369

    Oh, the grand old Duke of York
    He had ten thousand men
    He marched them up to the top of the hill,
    And he marched them down again.
    But when they were not up nor down
    The grand old Duke forgot they were there
    But that was an occupational hazard
    As he had early onset dementia

    IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IS # 2

    It is a sad fact of life that is
    Inherently unfair
    If there are four ways
    In which a thing can go wrong
    A fifth way will occur

    THE PLURAL OF MAN

    So if it is correct that
    The plural of man is men
    Then why is the plural of pan,
    Pans and not pen

    IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 1

    If Lawyers can be disbarred
    then will fishermen be debated?
    Will magicians be disillusioned?
    And politicians denominated?

    WHEN A NINETY TWO YEAR OLD MAN

    When a ninety two year old man
    Married his eighteen year old bride
    She had a blush on her cheeks

    And after the wedding breakfast
    She was presented with the presents
    And he was given two weeks

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    I liked the sad fact of life and the gardening ones the best.

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    I love this collection.

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