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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 166

    WHY DID THE BIGAMIST CROSS THE ROAD?

    Why did the bigamist cross the road?
    Well not just to get to the other side
    The reason he wanted to cross over
    Was so he could get to the other bride

    TO A GARDENER

    To a gardener,
    A grassed over area
    Is just a flowerbed
    That has yet to appear

    ARE YOU WEARING ODD SOCKS? # 2

    Are you wearing odd socks?
    I suppose the look is a bit hipster
    But honestly at your age, you are
    Meat and drink for a quipster

    THE PLURAL OF TOOTH

    So if it is correct that
    The plural of tooth is teeth
    Then why isn’t the plural
    Of booth, beeth

    IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 1

    It is a sad fact of life that if
    Several things can go to ****,
    The one to be befall you
    Will cause the most shock

    IF CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 1

    If clergymen can be defrocked
    And lawyers be disbarred
    Then that must mean that
    Tree surgeons can be debarked

    THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS

    The Guinness book of records
    Have published an update
    The world’s untidiest man has died
    And his body is lying in a state

    A CHICKEN AT THE MOVIES

    A chicken at the movies
    Made the whole theatre look
    So the manager asked
    “Why are you here chook?”
    The chicken replied,
    “Well, because I liked the book”

    I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO EXERCISE

    I have been told to exercise
    But I am deliberately refraining
    As refusing to go to the gym
    Counts as resistance training

    HOSPITALITY IS AN ART FORM

    Hospitality is an art form
    Making your guests feel
    Like they're actually at home,
    While wishing they were for real

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    Nice observations on hospitality and resistance training and why a bigamist might need to cross the road.

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