It appears he's still around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright#Filmography Also search YouTube, there is a ton of him there.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Do you know why deep sea divers fall off boats backwards?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat!
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
Delta40, you must be punished for that one:
If you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
A friend recommended a book and said "It's a page turner." I wanted to say to him "I know how books work."
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
lol..
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai "Some people say I done alright for a girl." Melanie Safka
I bought a home pregnancy kit. Turns out my house is pregnant.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
The man who invented Tic-Tacs made a mint.
The man who invented the box they come in made a packet.
ay up
Two babies are born on the same day in the same hospital, and they're lying in the same room just looking at each other. Eighty-five years later, by an amazing coincidence, they end up in the same hospital in the same room, lying on their deathbeds looking at each other. Finally one of them says: "So, what did you think?"
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
I have a major crush on dana perino, and today she told a few corny jokes. one was:
I read that my blood type is A, but it was a typo.
another was, how does moses make his tea?
he brews it.
the last was, what do you call a dinosaur who knows a lot of words?
a thesaurus.
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too.
--Mitch Hedberg
And bounty, maybe comedy just isn't your forte. Have you tried baking muffins?
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
^Bah-hahahahah
Also, I'm sympathy for Mitch...
You see, I don't drink anymore...of course I don't any less...
Uhhhh...
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
When a dog is in heat, that means it wants sex. That's my defense.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.