Jokes, the worse the better

[spikepipsqueak]

Roman 1: You won't believe how many women I've slept with.

Roman 2: mmm?

Roman 1: Don't be ridiculous, not that many.

[YesNo]

More words of wisdom found in gift shops:

I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

[spikepipsqueak]

A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money.

One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”

[kiz_paws]

Ha ha ha!!

So I went to the local garage to use the air hose to fill a car tire that was low on air.
When I was finished, the attendant came out and said, "That will be $5.00".
I said, "What??! You never charged for tire filling before!?"
He replied, "well, that is the cost of INFLATION"...

lol

[fudgetusk]

If you are in polite company and you smell a fart simply say "Oops. Somebody left the pantry door open."

[kiz_paws]

A man arrives for his doctor's appointment on time.
He waits five minutes and isn't called.
He waits five more minutes and then goes to the receptionist and starts a rant about waiting, etc.
Just then, the doctor appeared in the hallway. He sees the harassing gentleman and tosses him a deck of cards.
The man splutters, "what the heck?"
And the doctor replies, "I'll deal with you later" ...