I once worked as part of a 2 man team on a very busy Dracula production line.
I had to make every second count.
A gang stole 20 cases of Red Bull from the local Mum and Dad milk bar.
I don't know how those bastards sleep at night.
I once worked as part of a 2 man team on a very busy Dracula production line.
I had to make every second count.
A gang stole 20 cases of Red Bull from the local Mum and Dad milk bar.
I don't know how those bastards sleep at night.
Here's one I read years ago in a comedy writing manual written by either Sol Sacks or Mel Herlitzer:
A couple days before Christmas as a mailman was making the rounds, a housewife snatched him off her doorstep, rushed him into her bedroom, ripped off his uniform, and made insane love to him. Then when they finished doing the nasty, she opened her wallet and handed him a five dollar bill. The mailman was understandably flabbergasted. "I appreciate all of this, Ma'am, but I don't get it. I mean, I get the sex stuff, but why did you give me money in addition?"
The woman laughed. "Oh, that's simple. This morning I asked my husband what to give you for Christmas and he said "Screw him. Give him five bucks."
"A MIT linguistic professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right.""
I planned to leave my body to Science, but Science said it preferred cash.
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"The waitress brought me the wrong kind of salad dressing."
"Caesar?"
"No, I just complained to the manager."
What's the difference between Churchill Downs, Kentucky and Washington, D.C.?
(Answer): One has a lot of horse manure and the other is a thoroughbred race track.
thanks for the nice post and sad status always touch your heart whan it is in your langauge. so I always send Sad Status in Hindi to the friends and special one.
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How many middle names does Obi Kenobi have?
Only the Wan.
My grade 3 teacher asked me to name 2 pronouns.
Wide eyed with fear I gasped "Who? Me?"
How do you think the unthinkable? . . . With an ithberg.
a joke from soviet russia:
Q: how do we know that communism is not real science?
A: if it were real science, they would have tested it on dogs first.
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Something I saw in a gift shop:
Public Notice
Due to budget cuts the light as the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Have a nice day.
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Something else I saw in a gift store:
My blood type is be positive
Here's another one:
Prayer
The best way to meet the Lord
Trespassing is much faster
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More stuff I've seen in gift shops:
You're not fat
You're just easy to see
And another:
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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