Oi, oi, lads. I don't think we have a thread for the telling of jokes, the firing off of one-liners, the cracking of quips, or the purveying of punchlines. So I'm bloody well starting one. If you know a nice, succinct joke, even one that may be a bit plump about the middle and suffer from receding hair and halitosis, this is the place to unleash it. Witness this gem, meant to be read aloud:
A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have...........a beer." To which the bartender replies "Why the big pause?"
<cough> Or this testament to jocularity:
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
If you've got a bad one, lay it on us.