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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 161

    PICKUP # 16

    When you’re on the pull
    If you want to break the ice
    Say something funny
    Or say something nice
    Be complimentary
    Or just lie in your endeavour
    Be devastatingly witty
    Or say something clever
    Say to her “If I follow you home
    Tonight its not as it seems
    I was just brought up to
    Follow my dreams"

    YOU KNOW YOU HAVE REACHED

    You know you have reached
    The end of your childhood
    When knock down ginger is bad
    And afternoon naps are good

    SIT DOWN IN THE MEADOW

    Sit down in the meadow
    And we will bill and coo
    We will choose a perfect spot
    But please be careful do
    Oh dear that was thoughtless
    I did suggest you take care
    It was rather ill considered
    For you to sit down there
    As if you lift your buttock up
    You’ll see you squashed
    A perfect patch of buttercup

    THE SIMPLE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE

    The simple definition of marriage
    I think you should understand
    Is that one person is always right
    And the other one is the husband

    ARE YOU WEARING A BRANDY BARREL?

    Are you wearing a brandy barrel?
    Yes I know it’s like the rescue dog
    But you know that the St Bernard
    Doesn’t drink all of the grog

    I’VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD LATELY

    I’ve been working really hard lately
    But I’ve got a day off today
    It was nice not having to get up early
    And have a snooze day Tuesday

    FOGHORN LEGHORN’S WIFE ONLY LAID

    Foghorn Leghorn’s wife only laid
    Her eggs in the winter or fall
    But that made sense, as she was
    No Spring Chicken after all

    HE WAS A REAL JACK THE LAD

    He was a real Jack the Lad
    All flash and brash,
    Living it large
    And always splashing the cash
    You might well be temped
    But I advise nothing rash
    If he tries it on give him the slip
    And make a dash

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    Good point about the damage one does to the flowers in the meadow. The pickup line about following one's dreams sounds like it might work provided the dreams want to be followed. Nice way of explaining Spring chicken.

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