This is Bill.
Bill is a Benefits Supervisor in Human Resources for a large company.
Bill makes $85,000 yearly.
Bill has a wife, a daughter and a son.
Bill is normal.
Be like Bill.

When Bill gets off of work he drives his Nissan Maxima to the ABC store.
Bill buys two bottles of Captain Morgan’s Private Stock.
Bill plans to go home and relax.
Bill has had a long day at work.
Bill is normal.
Be like Bill.

Once Bill pulls into his driveway, he loosens his tie.
Bill walks inside to find that his wife has yet to make dinner.
Bill backhands his wife.
Bill’s children hide in their rooms.
Bill sits down on his couch and opens the first bottle and begins to drink.
Bill is kind of normal.
It is still acceptable to be like Bill…

Bill gets angrier with every swig of his bottle.
Bill didn’t get that promotion.
Bill provides for his entire family.
Bill gets nothing in return.
Bill feels empty.
Bill doesn’t need any help.
Bill is losing hold of normality.
Being like Bill is hard.

Bill stumbles into the kitchen to see that his wife is making spaghetti.
Bill hates spaghetti.
Bill hits his wife with the empty bottle.
Bill sees blood on the floor sprawling out from under his wife’s head.
Bill panics.
Bill grabs the gun from his safe.
Bill slowly falters into his son’s room to calm him down.
Bill pulls out the gun and shoots his son in the head three times.
Bill begins to bumble down the hallway into his daughter’s room.
Bill is not normal.
Try not to be like Bill.

Bill hears a knock at the door.
Bill realizes that the police have entered his home.
Bill is angry.
Bill begins to walk down the stairs to tell the cops that everything is okay.
Bill discovers that the police are examining his wife’s cold body.
Bill panics once more at the realization that the cops have spotted him.
Bill screams in a rage as he is taken down by a police officer.
Bill fights for freedom as he is handcuffed.
Bill looks up to see his daughter standing in the doorway of her room.
Bill sees the phone in his daughter’s hand and tears in her eyes.
Bill cries out as he is put into the back of a police car.
Bill has been driven insane trying to achieve normality.
Bill is not normal.
Don’t be like Bill.