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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 157

    ARE YOU WEARING A GHOULISH JUMPER?

    Are you wearing a ghoulish Jumper?
    Well its contents are rather bumper
    I donít think youíre one of those kooks
    And thatís a lovely pair of spooks

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 12

    The beach was right outside the hotel
    Which I suppose was alright
    But is wasnít much like the brochure
    The sand was yellow not white

    THE THREE FOOT GHOSTS AND GHOULS

    The three foot ghosts and ghouls
    Roam the neighbourhood streets
    Demanding candy with menaces
    When tricks arise after no treats

    ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN DRESS?

    Are you wearing a Halloween Dress?
    Well itís really just a black shapeless thing
    But I suppose itís all right as it goes
    If I get to find out whatís under the thing

    WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, AGAIN

    When life gives you lemons
    Making lemonade is the deal
    But if life gives you Lemmings
    Iím afraid thatís too surreal

    ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN HAT?

    Are you wearing a Halloween Hat?
    Sitting so perfectly on your head
    A gruesome little tit for tat
    With fangs dripping crimson red

    THERE WAS UPROAR AT THE BAZAAR

    There was uproar at the bazaar
    In fact it was a little bizarre
    When the face painting artist
    Turned out to be a Surrealist

    DARK MONSTERS FROM THE PITS OF HELL

    Dark monsters from the pits of hell
    Ghosts and ghouls from where they dwell
    Witch or warlock cast a withering spell
    All answering the ring of the Halloween bell

    DETECTIVE FOGHORN LEGHORN

    Detective Foghorn Leghorn
    Was called to a crime scene today
    To investigate the death
    Of a Turkey, he suspects fowl play

    WE CAN MAKE LOVE

    ďWe can make loveĒ she said
    Suggestively more and more
    But I ignored her and put vole
    On a triple word score

    WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 3

    Topless sunbathing on the beach
    Should be universally banned
    My husband finds it distracting
    And canít relax as he planned

    ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN JUMPER?

    Are you wearing a Halloween Jumper?
    Well its contents are rather bumper
    The skeleton motive I should mention
    Is not needed to attract my attention

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    The yellow sand would worry me as well. I liked the ones about the Halloween Jumpers the best.

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    I am so glad that you do what you do. I makes me smile and laugh, and reminds me of a time without stress.
    Perhaps it was just an idle view, or the view as seen by an idle mind.

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