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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 155

    ARE YOU WEARING A SPOOKY SWEATER?

    Are you wearing a spooky sweater?
    Well thereís no attempt to hide
    The ample contents so I would say
    You could turn me to the dark side

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD #10

    While we were in Spain
    I bought a Rolex from an Algerian
    Which turned out to be a fake
    Iíll never see those 10 Euros again

    THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE

    There is a special place
    In hell for people that play
    Any Christmas music
    Before Thanksgiving Day

    SHE MAY BE A WITCH

    She may be a witch
    And she may do spells
    Which sounds like poety
    As far as anyone tells
    So just beware of
    Unnatural smells
    Or youíll fall victim
    To one of her spells

    I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTíS SLEEP

    I had a terrible nightís sleep
    So I went to see Miss Alconbury
    About a Chemistry question
    But apparently we donít have any

    SHE ONLY COME TO ME WITH A PROBLEM

    She only come to me with a problem
    When she wants my help solving it
    But if sheís looking for sympathy
    Then she knows that Iím not fit
    So her girlfriends must fill that need
    Because Iím an unsympathetic git

    DONíT MOAN ABOUT FUEL ECONOMY

    Donít moan about fuel Economy
    Please donít keep going on
    Spare a thought for Dr Who
    His Tardis get 30 years to the gallon

    ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN TOP?

    Are you wearing a Halloween Top?
    Well I very much like what I see
    Because there isnít very much of it
    And the contents are bursting free

    WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 1

    We went on a self-catering
    Luxury break in Bognor
    But the fully equipped kitchen
    Didnít have an egg separator

    ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?

    Are you wearing a turkey suit?
    I really love holiday pranks
    But you look like a total arse
    And for that I give thanks

    DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

    Double, double, toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Shake it shake it at the double
    Donít drink much or youíre in trouble

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    All those wonderful sweaters and tops that can turn one to the dark side were pretty good. I'll have to get myself a Tardis.

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