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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 152

    ARE YOU WEARING EAU DE COLOGNE?

    Are you wearing eau de Cologne?
    Well something smells wrong
    I donít think itís the real deal
    Like it was bottled in Hong Kong?

    WINKS IS AN ACRONYM

    WINKS is an acronym for
    "Women with Incomes and
    No Kids" plenty of money
    But no ring on their hand

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 7

    When we were in Spain there
    Were a lot of foreigner there
    And they all spoke Spanish
    Which I donít think is fair

    IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT RED BULL

    It was inevitable that Red Bull
    Would be involved in Formula One
    The spectators need to drink it
    To stay awake when all said and done

    THERE MIGHT WELL BE, AS THEY SAY

    There might well be, as they say
    ďPlenty more fish in the seaĒ
    But until I catch myself a soul
    I'm left holding my pole

    A MAJOR NEW BIOPIC IS PLANNED

    A major new Biopic is planned
    So British film fans stand by
    It is about Greggs the Bakers
    It will be called ďThe Life of PieĒ

    TO MANY THE TIME ARRIVES

    To many the time arrives
    To take stock of their lives
    But itís nothing I condone
    So leave your livestock alone

    THE BRICK ROAD IS YELLOW

    The brick road is yellow
    In Oz because, because
    Of the insanitary habits
    Of the Wizzer of Oz

    IíM NOT DAIRY OR GLUTEN INTOLERANT

    Iím not dairy or gluten intolerant
    Nor do I follow the sugar free fad
    I donít need to entertain them,
    Iím tolerant of all foods and Iím glad

    WHY ARE PIDGEONíS GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?

    Why are Pidgeonís great baseball players?
    At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?
    Well itís obvious when you think about it
    Itís because they always make it home

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    I finally understand why the Yellow Brick Road was yellow. I agree that there must be something wrong with eau de Cologne made in China. I also liked the one about WINKS.

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    There might well be, as they say
    “Plenty more fish in the sea”
    But until I catch myself a soul
    I'm left holding my pole

    Perhaps you need to change bait.
    Perhaps it was just an idle view, or the view as seen by an idle mind.

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