If I am elected, I promise to continue to be diligent in pursuit of a continuing effort to insure that the trust you have shown me has been properly attributed. I will assuage all attempts to degrade the office to which, and for which I have been elected. I will endeavor to persevere in all matters brought before me.
These things are of superior importance to me, and, by extension to you, my constituency. Together, we can assure that the efforts put forth in the coming years are positive efforts, and will offer positive results. This, I promise.
These are my most inner thoughts, and reveal my true self. My soul has been bared, and I am wholly transparent. I stand before you, my most trusted followers and cadre, and I am in awe of your collective countenance.
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