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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 151

    ARE YOU WEARING SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR?

    Are you wearing Sensible Footwear?
    They are a kind of stout boot
    And with your skinny legs
    I think you look rather cute

    DINKY IS AN ACRONYM

    DINKY is an acronym for
    “Double income no kits yet”
    And Dinky’s are really as
    Smug as it’s possible to get

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 6

    “No hairdressers at the resort”
    The sign said at the resort
    My wife is a hairdresser
    And she was totally distraught

    THE WEARING OF ODD COLOURED SOCKS

    The wearing of odd coloured socks
    Is considered quirky by the youth
    For adulthood it’s a bit hipster
    But for seniors its dementia in truth

    AFTER BEING CAUGHT, WITH NO EXCUSE

    After being caught, with no excuse
    For abhorrent substance abuse
    The shamed sportsman has sworn
    Never again to touch Quorn

    AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES

    At the Winter Olympics Games
    One of the sponsors participating
    Is a pharmaceutical giant who
    Are sponsoring the Speed skating

    WE HAVE TWO THINGS IN OUR TOWN

    We have two things in our town
    Pharmaceuticals and Speedway
    The latter has fast and furious thrills
    But they don’t use bikes by the way

    IT’S TEN YEARS, ALMOST TO THE DAY

    Its ten years, almost to the day
    Since I decided to marry my wife
    And marrying her was the last
    Decision I made in my life

    PERCEPTION AND PERSPECTIVE

    Perception and perspective
    That’s life and all about it
    Although I suppose it would
    Depend on how you look at it

    ARE YOU USING CONTRACEPTION?

    “Are you using contraception?
    Either Condoms or the pill?
    So between you and your boyfriend”
    She was asked “Who foots the bill?”
    “I do” she replied “I’m a liberated woman,
    But the cost of them is something grim,
    The problem is I don't know him well enough
    To discuss money with him”

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    After reaching a certain age, it is probably best to stick with either all white or all black socks. I also liked the one about deciding to marry someone may be the last decision you will have to (or get to) make in your life.

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