The Manifesto of Satanic Literature
by Wolf Larsen
Warning: if you are easily upset, or if sex makes you uncomfortable, or if you are very religious, then stop reading now. You have been warned.
Nail all English teachers to the cross at once!
Use your penises to write poetry!
Use English grammar manuals as toilet paper!
Immediately begin peeing on everything! Masturbate in public every day!
Begin worshiping the devil immediately! The devil is the greatest filet mignon of the arts & literature imaginable!
Tear down everything conventional! Wrecking balls 24 hours a day! Crash! Crash! Crash!
Help literature to escape from its prison! Let literature become an orgy, a whorehouse, an act of violence, a war — literature must become everything that’s not boring! Kill boring! Kill boring now!
Burn all writers of literary criticism at the stake at once! Burn them! Write literature to the rhythms of their screams as their flesh dissolves in the fire!
Build a shrine to the devil in your home right now! Build your shrine to the devil with chopped off body parts from strangers you had sex with! Let’s sex! Everybody sex now! Poetry & orgies! Poetry & war! Poetry & mushroom clouds! Poetry & human extinction! Embrace the end!
Have sex with a mushroom cloud! Have sex with the president of the United States! And most of all, have sex with Satan every day!
Glory to Satan!