The Manifesto of Satanic Literature

[WolfLarsen]

The Manifesto of Satanic Literature
by Wolf Larsen

Warning: if you are easily upset, or if sex makes you uncomfortable, or if you are very religious, then stop reading now. You have been warned.

Nail all English teachers to the cross at once!

Use your penises to write poetry!

Use English grammar manuals as toilet paper!

Immediately begin peeing on everything! Masturbate in public every day!

Begin worshiping the devil immediately! The devil is the greatest filet mignon of the arts & literature imaginable!

Tear down everything conventional! Wrecking balls 24 hours a day! Crash! Crash! Crash!

Help literature to escape from its prison! Let literature become an orgy, a whorehouse, an act of violence, a war — literature must become everything that’s not boring! Kill boring! Kill boring now!

Burn all writers of literary criticism at the stake at once! Burn them! Write literature to the rhythms of their screams as their flesh dissolves in the fire!

Build a shrine to the devil in your home right now! Build your shrine to the devil with chopped off body parts from strangers you had sex with! Let’s sex! Everybody sex now! Poetry & orgies! Poetry & war! Poetry & mushroom clouds! Poetry & human extinction! Embrace the end!

Have sex with a mushroom cloud! Have sex with the president of the United States! And most of all, have sex with Satan every day!

Glory to Satan!

[WolfLarsen]

Begin the Literary Riots at Once!
a Call to Poetry & Violence
by Wolf Larsen

Warning: do not read this if you have a problem with sex, or if you are very religious. You have been warned.

It’s time to conquer the earth in the name of literature! Wrecking balls everywhere are the solution! Wrecking balls smashing 24 hours a day & crash & crash! Literature must become the greatest cannibalism! Smash & devour & crash! Our sexual genitalia are the greatest instruments of literature! **** & devour & crash!

It’s time for the riots of literature! All classical music performances must be created with riots! Crash & crash & crash! Riots now! Riots yesterday! Riots tomorrow! Literary riots everywhere! Sexual genitalia everywhere!

Our genitalia are the greatest instruments of literature known to the space aliens! Because the space aliens will be the followers of a new sexual literature! A new sexual literature that will turn the universe into a giant orgasm! Because literature is sex! Because sex is literature!

Worship Satan in the name of literature! Hell is where the greatest literature will be written! Hell is where the literary rites of the great literary gods will be performed! Because our sexual genitalia can’t wait for tomorrow! Our sexual genitalia must be now!

New skies with new planets to write our literature upon! New giant literature! Crash the old literature! Smash the old literature into dust!

A new violence! New words! A new naked literature! Baroque madness! We shall spurt literature beyond postmodernism with our orgasms!

Arenas of literature & blood! Wild animals – the beautiful beasts of pleasure — the wonderful words of lust!

Scream with literature! Attack with literature! Armies of literature! New empires of literature! Pagan temples of literary worship! Satanic goddesses of female literature! Vaginas to the entrance of literature!

Now literature now! Literary graffiti everywhere! Paint & poetry on all the walls — on every wall! Let the crime of literary graffiti triumph over all empty space! Fill all empty space – fill every blank wall — with literary graffiti! Literary graffiti making an orgy with art on every wall and on every canvas! Let madness reign!

Welcome the devil into our caverns of literature! Assault the literary world! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge! Turn the literary world into the servant of Satan! Let Satan be our greatest inspiration!

Conquer! Conquer! Conquerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Violence in the name of words! Violence in the name of poetry!

Let poetry be a naked body! Let poetry be immaculate conception on every planet in every solar system in every bed! Let’s clash with the sky! Let’s tear down God — let’s lynch God and tear God into pieces of words falling all over the planet!

Let us drown in the ecstasy of new sexual words! Let’s create new sexual words every day! Let a bizarre new vocabulary conquer all the human languages with the greatest sexual chaos!

Let Shakespeare & Chaucer & Milton get on their knees before us contemporary writers! Because we shall be greater than them! Because we shall be higher than them! Because we shall be more creative than them! Because the human race must worship us as Poets!

We are insane with words! We will murder with words! We will write words with the blood of Shakespeare & Chaucer & Milton! Because we will murder them with a new literature of chaos!

The chaos in our testicles will be our literary goddesses! The chaos in our vaginas will be our poems! The entire human race will fall to their knees before our poetry, and they will worship our great poetic phalluses with their mouths! Because oral sex is the greatest act of poetry known to man!

Let us walk on our heads! Let us find a new religion filled with Satan & poetry & art! Let us fill art & poetry with Satan!

Satan will be our poetry god! And the Virgin Mary shall be the grand fertility goddess of poetry! We poets & writers shall give birth to an Atheist Catholicism that will spawn a new hedonistic literature! Because our immaculate conceptions in the Catholic churches in the name of the great Satan shall be our most awesome literary accomplishments! Literary accomplishments of semen! And the female orgasm shall be worshiped as the greatest literary accomplishment of all! Poetry & immaculate conceptions between strangers! The poetry of ****ing!

****ing is poetry! ****ing is the action of literary gods creating poetry! ****ing is the craziness of words procreating on the page!

Let the human race worship poetry!

Let Satan lead us into a grand new literature where creativity drips out of our vaginas – where creativity rises up into the sky with our erections – let all of our poems be great acts of immaculate conception between Satan & the Virgin Mary & the human race!

Let’s attack censorship with our swords! Let us build a new kingdom of poetry! In this kingdom of poetry censorship will be slashed by our mighty pens & swords & penises! Because our mighty pens & swords & penises shall clear the way for the great god of poetry to dominate the earth!

Parades of poetry in the name of Satan! We shall slay the censors and free literature! We shall nail the censors to the crosses in massive celebrations of the future freedom of literature! The censors will bleed their Puritanism on the crosses while we celebrate sex & write poetry under their dying bodies!

Long live death! Long live poetry! Long live Satan!

[HCabret]

Faconne and Gattar are my favorites. Hail Satin!

[Ecurb]

I have nothing against Miroslav Satan. Great player. However (in keeping with Litnet's infatuation with lists) I would list 4 other Slovaks as his clear superiors: Petr Stasny, Marian Hossa, Peter Bondra, and Zdeno Chara.

[HCabret]

I have nothing against Miroslav Satan. Great player. However (in keeping with Litnet's infatuation with lists) I would list 4 other Slovaks as his clear superiors: Petr Stasny, Marian Hossa, Peter Bondra, and Zdeno Chara.

Go Belasi!!!!!