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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 150

    ARE YOU WEARING THE BOSSíS HAT?

    Are you wearing the bossís hat?
    I laugh when you call me that
    And based on what I spend on kebabs
    Either on my own or with the lads
    It all adds up to a fair amount of money
    Calling me boss is too true to be funny

    NIMBY IS AN ACRONYM

    NIMBY is an acronym for
    ďNot In My Back YardĒ
    If you want to find a Nimby
    It really isnít very hard

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 5

    We flew to the West Indies
    It took nine hours to get there
    It took the Americans three hours
    This seems very unfair

    I CANíT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I DISLIKE F1

    I canít tell you how much I dislike F1
    I only watch as a last resort
    I find the F1 function key on my laptop
    More interesting than the sport

    I WENT TO A TALK ABOUT THE WHEELBARROW

    I went to a talk about the Wheelbarrow
    Just another boring gardening talk
    But I was wrong, it was totally enthralling
    Next weekís position is the crab walk

    I VISITED NIGEL FARAGEíS GARDEN

    I visited Nigel Farageís garden
    Well it was hardly National Trust
    The patch of lawn was really ****
    But the borders were very robust

    MY GARDENER HAS OCD

    My gardener has OCD
    His herb beds are alphabetized
    I asked how he found the time
    ďItís next to the SageĒ he replied

    MY SISTER IS A GIANT IN JOURNALISM

    My sister is a giant in journalism
    And her prowess is eternal
    Standing over six feet high
    Sheís on the Tall Street Journal

    YOU CAN TRAIN ANIMALS TO DO ANYTHING

    You can train animals to do anything
    I donít know where it will stop
    We have a Pole dancing sheep
    In the window of the kebab shop

    AFTER MANY YEARS OF HARD WORK

    After many years of hard work
    Dedication, and repetitive training
    Honing my craft at small events
    Being informative and entertaining

    So when the Olympics came around
    My confidence was brimming
    But I still ended up commentating
    On the synchronized swimming

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    I'll have to remember to put the thyme next to the sage so I won't forget where they are. Regarding Brits whining about how much longer it takes them to get the the West Indies than it would take me, I like to whine about how fast you guys can get to Paris.

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    MY GARDENER HAS OCD I can not stop smiling. Thank you.

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