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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 149

    ARE YOU WEARING A FISHíS TAIL?

    Are you wearing a fishís tail?
    And is it actually swishy?
    I guess you must be a mermaid
    Youíre a very dishy little Fishy

    BANANA IS AN ACRONYM

    BANANA is an acronym for
    "Build Absolutely Nothing
    Anywhere Near Anybody"
    Thatís real forward thinking

    I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FEMINISM

    I wanted to write a book about feminism
    About women achieving their destiny
    A ground breaking piece of literature
    Unfortunately my boyfriend wouldn't let me

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 4

    We went to Spain on Holiday
    But we didnít like it a bit
    The local supermarket
    Didnít even sell a proper biscuit

    I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT MACHISMO

    I wanted to write a book about machismo
    About real men achieving their destiny
    A ground breaking piece of literature
    Unfortunately my wife wouldn't let me

    ARE YOU WEARING EAU DE TOILETTE?

    Are you wearing eau de toilette?
    Well itís starting to make me gag
    It also reminds me of something
    Oh I know itís a tarts handbag

    VAGAZZLING

    Vagazzling is a really bizarre
    Thing to do to your bits, ok
    Because the only men that
    Find it attractive will be gay

    IíVE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF COMPLEMENTARY MEDICINE

    Iíve never been a fan of complementary medicine
    But when all else failed I decided to try it
    I was given helium as part of my treatment
    And I canít speak highly enough about it

    AFTER BEING CAUGHT USING

    After being caught using an
    Abhorrent substance in plain view
    The shamed sportsman has promised
    Never again to touch tofu

    I WAS CAMPING OUT AT THE WEEKEND

    I was camping out at the weekend
    In the evergreen forests of Caledonia
    But I was confused when I discovered
    The pine trees smelt of air freshener

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    I liked the ones about the feminist and the macho man and how their better halves got involved.

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