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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 148

    ARE YOU WEARING SKINNY JEANS?

    Are you wearing skinny jeans?
    They are a very skinny pair
    But on those lovely slender legs
    What else would you wear?

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 338

    Baa, baa, black sheep,
    Have you any wool?
    Yes, sir, yes, sir,
    Three bags full;
    I can’t get rid of the bloody stuff

    ADIDAS IS AN ACRONYM

    ADIDAS is an acronym for
    "All day I dream about sex"
    And by the time I get to bed
    I’m suffering from the effects

    WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 3

    We went on holiday to Spain
    But the shopkeepers couldn’t be lazier
    The shops closed in the afternoon
    I ran out of fags during the Siesta

    I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT INDEPENDENCE

    I wanted to write a book about independence
    About people achieving their destiny
    A ground breaking piece of literature
    Unfortunately my mum wouldn't let me

    WE WENT TO THE LOCAL MULTIPLEX

    We went to the local Multiplex
    To watch a film called “Anticlimax”
    I would have left early if I could
    Although the first part was good

    MY GIRLFRIEND PASSED OUT

    My girlfriend passed out
    On the “merry go round”
    But she’s alright now, as
    What goes around comes around

    MY UNCLE’S FAVOURITE TREAT

    My uncle’s favourite treat
    Is Millionaire’s shortbread
    But since he won the lottery
    He just calls it shortbread

    BEFORE THE WALL CAME DOWN

    Before the wall came down, the
    East was all about the Warsaw Pact
    But since it was demolished, now
    The East is empty and that’s a fact

    I KNOW THAT PETTY CRIME IS RIFE

    I know that petty crime is rife
    But how did it come to this
    Someone stole my urine sample
    And that’s taking the piss

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    I liked the acronym one the best. I hear people in Spain take siestas because it is too hot to do anything except take care of tourists during the early afternoon.

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