The "Next sentence.." Game

[Tyrion Cheddar]

"Oh," the Princess intoned worriedly, tapping her fingertip on her lip and casting about. "Does that mean you own..." she gestured southward as discreetly as possible, "...that is to say...My, uh...my, sort of..."

[Troyia]

Sorry I don't know how to delete this post

[YesNo]

All Bernard could say to Prince Fitzo after drawing his sword was, "Then it's war!"

[Sancho]

However, the impetuosity of Bernard's declaration was largely lost on the other two inhabitants of the the secret chamber as Bernard merely brandished the ornate hilt of a sword, the blade of which remained firmly ensconced in the scabbard at his side, it being primarily an ornamental weapon.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Following the eyes of his companions downwards, Bernard noted his blunder with chagrin--making a mental note to have a word with his manservant about swords and things. "Um..." he pondered, glancing back up at the Prince. "Checkers?"

[Sancho]

The prince gayly smiled and said, "Checkers it is, Bernard, meet me tomorrow behind the K.O. Corral at high noon, you bring the board, I'll bring the card table, you're black, I'm red, although I'll be wearing pink," and then he sashayed out of the secret chamber.*


*are run-on sentences and comma splices okay in this game?

[YesNo]

As the men negotiated the checkers dual, it occurred to the princess that she should probably get dressed.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Bernard, having noted that the Prince smiled gayly, glanced at the Princess and wondered if she knew as much about him as she ought.

[YesNo]

As the prince left the building a dog barked, cows lowed and the milk maid went back to the barn relieved that her annual confession was over.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Which was a good thing, too, since the Village Idiot was once again waiting for her in the hay loft and, having now reset her sin counter to zero, the milk maid, she realized with relish, climbing the ladder to where her dim-witted but abundantly equipped lover waited, could plunge into a fresh round of sinning.

[Sancho]

And so, hydraulicly speaking, the world was once again spinning in greased grooves.*

*Apologies to John Steinbeck

[YesNo]

Especially Prince Fitzo's world since his father no longer cared whether he married Princess Fatzo or not and from his perspective the "or not" option dominated.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Scrawling "At last, we can be together, take me you beast!" on the nearest scrap of parchment, the Prince tied the note to the leg of a raven and sent the creature winging to the balmy south of the kingdom where the bare-chested Lance lay sunning himself.

[YesNo]

Lance was on the beach with some friends having totally forgotten about the prince until the raven arrived and started pecking at his toes.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Lowering his sunglasses on his nose, Lance peered over the rim and said to the bird: "Is that a message you've got strapped to your leg or are you just happy to see me?"