The Terrorist Testicle Manifesto
By Wolf Larsen
1) Horny dogs must now have paintings to urinate on!
2) Everybody must walk down the street naked or I’ll get drunk!
3) Everybody must also become insects! Insects are the highest expression of art!
4) I am the Terrorist Testicle because I am the scrambled eggs!
5) Nobody can wake up in the morning anymore! Everybody must wake up in different centuries! Or else I’ll go without a bath for a week!
6) Too much poetry has been spray-painted all over the walls of the city! If it doesn’t stop I’ll tell God to punish us with multiple ejaculations!
7) More spermatozoa right now!
8) I demand three testicles for everyone! If my demand for three testicles for everyone is not met within 24 hours then I will deport all the earthlings back to outer space!
Signed,
The Terrorist Testicle