So it would be pretty pathetic of me to make my own birthday thread, but thankfully it's Lykren's birthday as well, and while he can't currently acknowledge or respond to any greetings or well wishes I'm sure he will read them and feel for one brief moment a sort of relief from the bitter sting of existence.
You may also well wish to me and I will accept, on Lykren's behalf, any presents or cash donations.
Edit - Turns out it is also Papayaheads's birthday! August second definitely has the most top level representation of any birthdate on litnet.