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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 144

    ARE YOU WEARING SNOWSHOES?

    Are you wearing snowshoes?
    Blimey those things cost a packet
    Hang on after closer inspection
    Your snowshoe is a tennis racket

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 348

    Girls and boys, come out to play
    The moon doth shine as bright as day
    They drink whatever is plentiful and cheap
    And end up legless in the street

    MILF IS AN ACRONYM

    MILF is an acronym for
    ďMum Iíd like to ****Ē
    But Iíd end up with a Mother
    Superior knowing my luck

    GROUNDHOG DAY 2015

    I heard that Punxsutawney Phil had last year
    Bitten the towns Mayor's on the ear
    It spoilt the photo opportunity alright
    I wonder if that would be a sound bite?

    MY WIFE IS A SEX OBJECT

    My wife is a sex object
    Though I still have respect
    But whenever I ask for sex,
    She will always object

    ACCORDING TO A POLL

    Womenís silk Panties are Not
    The best thing on earth,
    According to a poll they are
    Next to the best thing on earth

    APPLE ARE DESIGNING A HOUSE

    Apple are designing a house
    But the one thing nobody knows
    Is whether or not the iHome
    Is going to have Windows

    THE TRUTH ABOUT CANDY CRUSH

    When I first heard the name mentioned
    I had a flash back to tell the truth
    I was convinced that Candy Crush
    Was a minor porn star from my youth

    I AM A QUITE REMARKABLE PERSON

    I am a quite remarkable person
    And thatís a matter of fact
    But the trouble with being fantastic
    Is that Opposites attract

    ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BIRTHDAY CLOTHES? # 1

    Are you wearing your birthday clothes?
    Well if I might be so bold
    Donít just sit there
    Or you might catch cold

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    I liked the one about one's wife being a sex object the best. Also the one about getting lucky with milfs.

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