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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 143

    ARE YOU WEARING GOGGLES?

    Are you wearing goggles?
    Well the mind simply boggles
    I’m sorry about the giggles
    But you do look like Biggles

    YOLO IS AN ACRONYM

    YOLO is an acronym for
    “You only live once” which is nice
    Unless of course you’re James Bond
    Then “you only live twice”

    GREECE’S FINANCIAL CRISIS HAS NOW DEEPENED

    Greece’s financial crisis has now deepened
    Causing a deep and widespread depression
    Humus and Taramasalata sales have been banned
    Which has now caused a double dip recession

    IF AS THEY SAY, MARRIAGE IS A WAR

    If as they say, Marriage is a war
    Then it’s the only war as far as I can see
    Where, as one of the protagonists
    You get to sleep with the enemy

    IF I HAVE A FIGHT WIFE MY WIFE

    If I have a fight wife my wife, I think
    “Don't take your troubles to bed”,
    So I follow the advice to the letter
    And sleep with someone else instead

    WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

    What is an Australian kiss?
    Do you ever wonder?
    Well it’s the same as a French kiss,
    Only it’s down under.

    WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT A SELFIE STICK

    When I first heard about a selfie stick
    I thought to myself “that sounds good”
    But when I eventually got to see one
    It was obvious I had misunderstood

    I HAD BREAKFAST WITH AN ORNITHOLOGIST

    I had breakfast with an Ornithologist
    And I thought the waiter made a mistake
    But it turned out it was me who was wrong
    He really had ordered some Corn Crake

    APPLE ARE BUILDING A NEW HQ

    Apple are building a new HQ
    Its secret design, nobody knows
    But one thing we know for sure
    The office won’t have windows

    ARE YOU WEARING A CONFUSED EXPRESSION?

    Are you wearing a confused expression?
    Why is it beyond you comprehension?
    That “Yes” and “No” are quite acceptable
    Answers to almost every question

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    I wonder what is going to happen with Greece as well but a double dip recession into whatever Taramasalata is sounds interesting. Nice positive take on marriage as war. As you note, one can at least sleep with the enemy. Unless the war goes on past bedtime.

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