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    A Manifesto Written by the Only Sane Person on the Planet
    a manifesto by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: there are some naughty images in this work of literature. So if you are very religious or if you’re against sex than stop reading now! You have been warned!

    Poetry should no longer be straight lines on a page!

    In fact, poetry should not be written on paper!

    Poetry should not be written on computers either!

    Poetry should be written with triangles & rectangles & circles! Starting now!

    The building blocks of poetry should no longer be words! From now on poetry should be built with anything but words!

    Nobody with a degree in English literature should write poetry anymore! Instead, construction workers should write poetry! Architects should write poetry! And deranged people from the insane asylum should write poetry!

    From now on all poet laureates should flip hamburgers at McDonald’s! Instead, a King of Poetry should be elected from all qualified insane people at insane asylums across the world!

    All literary magazines must be written with paintbrushes on canvases!

    All painting will now become literature! And all literature will become painting!

    All poetry shall be written while sitting in the electric chair!

    Execution squads will be hired at once from qualified thugs on street corners throughout the world! These execution squads will conduct correct grammatical infrastructure in every city in every nation. Correct grammatical infrastructure shall be manufactured from qualified testicles of English teachers from exclusively non-English speaking countries.

    McDonald’s hamburgers are hereby proclaimed the standard in literary excellence! All poets should try to be true to the great literary tradition of McDonald’s hamburgers!

    All non-poets shall be castrated at once!

    Knowledge of correct grammatical infrastructure shall hereby disqualify one from writing literature. Space aliens from across the universe will be invited to teach us correct grammatical infrastructure at once!

    All whorehouses will immediately begin conducting poetry readings at once! Houses of Parliament & Congress throughout the world may be considered honorary whorehouses!

    All manifestoes written by Wolf Larsen (like this one) shall hereby be reproduced with spermatozoa & immaculate conception in love hotels everywhere!

    Failure to comply with this manifesto will result in world wars one, two, & three.

    Thank you for your attention! You may return to masturbating now.
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    I don't grasp the undertone of this.

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    Does the poetry have to be written in triangles, rectangles and circles to avoid castration?

    Just in case it does, here's my poem:


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    Pornography is technically "the lust of the eyes". But the bible seems to forget about the sense of "Hearing" [No, not touch, for that would be active sex].
    The shame over one's own sex [i.e. genitals] was initiated by eating a certain fruit of which we have no true name and taste today. ****ing religious people
    became 90 percent more fruitful today than atheist as of this very day....I wonder how they did so, because pagans are known for their sexual escapades.

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    Pornography is technically "the lust of the eyes". But the bible seems to forget about the sense of "Hearing" [No, not touch, for that would be active sex].
    The shame over one's own sex [i.e. genitals] was initiated by eating a certain fruit of which we have no true name and taste today. ****ing religious people
    became 90 percent more fruitful today than atheist as of this very day....I wonder how they did so, because pagans are known for their sexual escapades.
    Its like the sense of taste....would a steak taste bloody or well done when your nose is cut off? Porn is not depicting God but the very opposite of it.
    Americans and other dumb zealot believers in gods must know that there is no god dumb enough to stop offspring that will worships him/her. So people need to **** weekly to increase (H)is/ H(er) admirers. I wonder if there are cases known of irreligious tribes that had any concept of shame that knew of no god. Hedonism galore, no rules, no god, no forced interference in sexual reproduction. Other people that tell other people how to "fornicate" on behalf of a sexless god, isn't that perverted on general principle?
    The pantheon of gods is still ever expending, 2015. So I do not have any illusions that this mother****ing religion-debate will be over any time soon in the upcoming future.
    But it's essential to mother****ing kill all religious people who claim that non-religious people are less worthy, instantly and democratically.
    Last edited by Duikboot; 06-07-2015 at 08:23 PM.

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    To the best of my interpretation Wolf does not advocate killing but procreating. I think you have fallen through a black hole into this forum by accident. But keep looking pal. There's bound to be a coven missing a trusdair somewhere on the web

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    Trusdair! S math nacheil iad gad leantain a bhalaich! But I agree Wolf for all his raving is no Hidd el er.

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