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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 142

    ARE YOU ARE YOU WEARING WINGS?

    Are you wearing wings?
    And what are those other things?
    A stick? And scales of justice?
    Oh crikey are you my Nemesis

    WEARING EXTENSIONS?

    Are you wearing extensions?
    Well I hesitate to mention
    The extensions to your hair
    Donít really attach down there

    MY SISTER HAS A TANNING SALON

    My sister has a tanning salon
    It is hers and her husband Johnís
    And at the national tanning awards
    Their establishment won bronze

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 351

    One, two, buckle my shoe
    Three, four, open the door
    Five, six, cocktail sticks
    Seven, eight, in a bit of a state
    Nine, ten, pissed again

    MY BROTHER IS SUCH A PESSIMIST

    My brother is such a pessimist
    It has been his great tormentor
    Heís so pessimistic that if there
    Was a contest he wouldnít enter

    HER GRANDSON WAS AT UNIVERSITY

    Her grandson was at university
    And wrote he was learning Judo
    Why a Christian boy would want
    To convert she just didnít know

    I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE

    I really enjoyed our date
    Iím so glad that you rang
    It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes
    Night that ended with a bang

    ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?

    Are you wearing a turkey suit?
    I really love holiday pranks
    But you look like a total arse
    And for that I give thanks

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352

    Three wise men of Gotham
    This is something of a choker
    When it turns out that they are
    Penguin, Riddler and the joker

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    Bronze is the best medal for the tanning salon. I also liked the counting nursery rhyme.

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