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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 136

    ARE YOU WEARING A SHELL SUIT?

    Are you wearing a shell suit?
    Well donít you just look cute
    But I know where you are heading
    And itís not suitable for a wedding

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 344

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    And the trains were delayed for hours

    THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1

    The best Easter actor of all time
    Is something of an acting hero
    And there can only be one winner
    And that would be Rabbit De Niro

    ARE YOU WEARING EASTER EARRINGS?

    Are you wearing Easter earrings?
    To mark the most holy of days
    With the simplicity of the cross
    It is the most symbolic of ways

    EASTER MEANING

    Easter bunny
    In his furry suit
    Baby Chickens
    Soft and cute
    Easter cards
    Of greeting
    Sing praise at the
    Sunday meeting
    And remember
    The meaning of Easter
    Itís the chocolate eggs
    Itís a no brainer

    A COUPLE OF WOMEN

    A couple of women
    Live next door to me
    One is middle-aged
    And teaches PE
    The other a social worker
    In her mid-twenties
    They go everywhere together
    If you please
    And Iíve never seen a man
    Either enter or leave
    Iím beginning to think
    That they might be Lebanese

    BEING FROM AN ARMY FAMILY I DREADED

    Being from an army family I dreaded
    Being invited to the officerís mess
    Because Iíd have one too many margaritaís
    And it always ends in distress

    WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU NEEDED PROTECTION

    When I suggested you needed protection
    I wasnít meaning you needed a condom
    I was merely wondering if you happened
    To have a suitable raincoat to put on

    HE ASKED ME A QUESTION

    He asked me a question
    In the most cryptic of ways
    Does your mouth bleed?
    Every twenty eight days?
    And I didnít recognise it
    As an insult for several days

    WHEN WILLIAM JOINED THE ARMY

    When William joined the army
    He struggled with some of the drill
    But the thing he hated the most
    Was when they said ďfire at willĒ

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    My favorite was the one about the mess that Humpty Dumpty made.

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