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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 135

    ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR SUIT?

    Are you wearing a sailor suit?
    Are you trying to look cute?
    Or are you trying to win a bet
    Either way you just look wet

    SO WHICH CAME FIRST

    So which came first
    What do you reckon?
    The chocolate egg
    Or the chocolate chicken

    THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 1

    The only way the Easter Bunny
    Can paint all of the eggs in time for Easter
    Is to hire some of Santa's elves
    During the slow season as casual labour

    THE JURY FOREMAN CLEARLY ANNOUNCED

    The jury foreman clearly announced
    To the court "Not guilty of robbery"
    The defendant asked his solicitor
    "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

    I DONíT KNOW WHAT TO DO

    I donít know what to do
    About all the sex, nudity,
    Foul language and violence
    On my DVD

    DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE

    Divide the circumference
    Of a Pumpkin by
    Its diameter, and you
    Will get Pumpkin Pi

    DONíT THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

    Donít think Extra Terrestrial
    When this question begs
    What is ET short for?
    Itís because he's only got little legs

    CHOCOLATE BUTTONS

    Chocolate buttons have always
    Struck me as being rather rude
    You may think it strange but
    After all theyíre Smartieís in the nude

    ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

    Are you wearing an Easter sweater?
    Itís one of the hand knitted ones
    Though Iím not a fan of novelty knitwear
    I can ogle your hot crossed buns

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 340

    Eeper Weeper, Chimney sweeper,
    Had a skinny wife but couldnít keep her.
    Thatís because
    He didn't love her,
    And up the chimney he did shove her

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    My favorites where the ones about the Easter sweater, the pumpkin pi and what not to say after winning a court case.

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    Very interesting! I like the Jury Foreman one best, too. . I didn't really know it was close to Easter. I forget everything, these days. :-) I just knew it was lovely Spring.

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