ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR SUIT?
Are you wearing a sailor suit?
Are you trying to look cute?
Or are you trying to win a bet
Either way you just look wet
SO WHICH CAME FIRST
So which came first
What do you reckon?
The chocolate egg
Or the chocolate chicken
THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 1
The only way the Easter Bunny
Can paint all of the eggs in time for Easter
Is to hire some of Santa's elves
During the slow season as casual labour
THE JURY FOREMAN CLEARLY ANNOUNCED
The jury foreman clearly announced
To the court "Not guilty of robbery"
The defendant asked his solicitor
"Does that mean I can keep the money?"
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don’t know what to do
About all the sex, nudity,
Foul language and violence
On my DVD
DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE
Divide the circumference
Of a Pumpkin by
Its diameter, and you
Will get Pumpkin Pi
DON’T THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
Don’t think Extra Terrestrial
When this question begs
What is ET short for?
It’s because he's only got little legs
CHOCOLATE BUTTONS
Chocolate buttons have always
Struck me as being rather rude
You may think it strange but
After all they’re Smartie’s in the nude
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?
Are you wearing an Easter sweater?
It’s one of the hand knitted ones
Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear
I can ogle your hot crossed buns
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 340
Eeper Weeper, Chimney sweeper,
Had a skinny wife but couldn’t keep her.
That’s because
He didn't love her,
And up the chimney he did shove her