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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 132

    NO! YOU DON'T IRON FOUR LEAF CLOVERS

    No! You don't iron four leaf clovers
    That something you must never do
    Because letís be honest you donít
    Want to go pressing your luck do you

    ARE YOU WEARING A STOVEPIPE HAT?

    Are you wearing a Stovepipe Hat?
    Its height certainly exceeds
    Are you trying to look taller?
    Well a very wise man heeds
    That any man is only as tall
    As the sum of his deeds

    ON ST PATRICKíS DAY

    On St Patrickís Day
    You know an Irish rover
    Has had enough to drink
    When theyíre Dublin over

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 339

    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
    Catch a tiger by the toe,
    If he hollers, donít let him go,
    And if you do run like hell

    THE FIRST TESTICULAR PROTECTION

    The first testicular protection
    Known as a "box" was introduced
    In 1874
    Whereas the first cranial protection
    Known as a ďhelmetĒ was introduced
    In 1974
    So it only took a hundred years
    For Cricketers to figure out the score
    That balls shouldnít be more
    Important than brains anymore

    YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER

    You can drink green beer
    On any St Patricks Day
    It counts as a vegetable
    And one of your five a day

    I WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN THE PARK

    I was just sitting there in the park
    And wondered why absentmindedly
    The Frisbee was getting bigger
    And bigger and then it hit me

    I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY

    I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
    So I took a bus home to save any fuss
    This may not be a big deal to most
    But I had never before driven a bus

    THE CHILDREN LIKE TO SING

    The children like to sing
    In the family broom, broom
    Anything and everything
    The kids call them cartoons

    MANY THINGS CAN BE PRESERVED

    Many things can be preserved
    In alcohol, the list nears infinity
    But among that endless list
    One of them is not your dignity

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    Nice ones about St Patrick's Day and pressing one's luck and how dignity can't be preserved in alcohol.

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