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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 131

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 366

    Five little speckled frogs
    Sat on a great big log
    But they were soon to become
    A delicious entre yum, yum

    MY GRANDDAD WONíT EAT BROWN BREAD

    My granddad wonít eat brown bread
    Because he doesnít have to anymore
    When he was a boy his whole family
    Had to eat it because they were poor

    WHEN POLICE SEARCHED THE HOME

    When Police searched the home
    Of Cliff Richard, and were to seize
    A very large amount of material
    Because they were led to believe
    There was a link to Yew Tree
    And they found among the amalgam
    To their complete and utter disgust
    That he was releasing a new album

    BATSMEN WEAR A PROTECTIVE BOX

    Batsmen wear a protective box
    In order to ensure
    That the bowler cannot
    Rearrange his furniture

    ESKIMO FISHERMEN

    Eskimo fishermen sat shivering in their kayak
    So they lit a fire in the craft to warm the two
    And it immediately sank, proving once and for all
    That you can't have your kayak and heat it too

    EIGHT OUT OF TEN INNER CITY MALES

    Eight out of ten inner city males
    Have had sex in the shower, they admit
    However the other twenty percent
    It would seem haven't been to prison yet

    BUSINESS CONVENTIONS ARE IMPORTANT

    Business conventions are important
    They demonstrate without a doubt
    Exactly how many employees that
    A company can operate without

    WHENEVER WE ARGUE

    Whenever we argue
    You cry without fail
    Has no one ever told you
    Crying is blackmail

    YOU HAVE THIRTY PAIRS

    You have thirty pairs
    Of shoes, more or less
    And standing in the room
    In obvious distress
    Wonít make me choose
    No matter how much you press
    The appropriate pair
    To go with that dress

    ARE YOU WEARING A DENIM SKIRT?

    Are you wearing a denim skirt?
    Whether itís in fashion or not
    If you donít mind me being bold
    You manage to make it look hot

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    I liked the unfashionable, but hot denim skirt the best. Also the ones about the unfortunate frogs and the brown bread.

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